A darter walk up to his buddy playing a tense match, and after looking at the losing lop-sided score retorted "god, you're disgustingly bad today!!" His friend retorted "Knew I should have praticed on the seventh day!"
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How can you tell when a darter is lying? ..When he is telling you about his last match!
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Three men go in to a pub to play darts. The first man throws his three darts and scores a total of 80, he yells at the top of his voice "80". The second man throws his darts and scores a total of 100, he yells at the top of his voice "100". The third man throws his darts, the first dart scores him double twenty, the second also scores him double twenty, the third dart hits a nun sitting on a nearby table. He yells "one nun-ded and eighty"
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A head rolls into a bar. "Right", he says, "I'll play anyone in this bar in the game of darts". "How ya gonna go that?", says the barkeep. "Easy", says the head, "just put the end of that dart in my mouth". "And then what? You gonna spit the dart out?". "No. Throw the board at my face".
